Don't Drink The Tea

lascocks:

When someone has an opinion on tumblr you disagree with and you literally have to crack each finger back off the keyboard like the crusty, stiffened hand of a corpse

because arguing about it is stupid and makes no fucking sense because they’re opinions about fictional shit that never happened

we’ve all been there

Spending the whole weekend in a haze of Venture Brothers and self-loathing ultimately worked out in my favor because I found out that the paper I was supposed to be working on is meant to be five pages in total, not five pages plus a cover sheet and bibliography. Sure I still have to write it, but I’ve done all my research and I can crank dat shit out like nothing.

Probably a more pressing issue is how badly I need to do laundry, and having insufficient quarter reserves. Will they get mad at me if I go to a bank that I don’t have an account at and ask them to convert some money?